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Re: Joke thread

Post by Kim O'Hara » Tue Feb 26, 2019 12:12 pm

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Re: Joke thread

Post by samsarictravelling » Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:00 am

Just a joke, not true in reality:

I am a meditator. The type of meditation I practice is called 'Internet Meditation'. What it is, is this: I watch the arising of new posts at a Buddhist message board. I have been doing this meditation for quite a while, that now I can do it for hours in a session: watching the arising of new posts. ... Oh God, I'll drop the shtick: I'm just an internet junkie.

(Original joke by samsarictravelling)

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Re: Joke thread

Post by samsarictravelling » Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:15 am

Remember Bob Ross, the painter who had a TV show? ( See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross ). He was very mellow (he was 'chill'?). There's even a board game out called 'Bob Ross: Art of Chill Game':

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Did you know also Jim Carrey the former comedian is now an artist?

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Jim Carrey could do an impersonation of Bob Ross, all mellow, and with the big afro hair.

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Re: Joke thread

Post by samsarictravelling » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:52 am

A comedy duo did their act. People in the audience booed and threw fruit. After the show, one guy asked the other guy:' How did we do?' The other guy said:'Tonight we did good! We got some apples, nectarines, grapes, .. and a pineapple!'

(I think I heard a joke like this in the past, so not maybe an original joke of mine.)

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