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Post by samsarictravelling » Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:00 am

Just a joke, not true in reality:

I am a meditator. The type of meditation I practice is called 'Internet Meditation'. What it is, is this: I watch the arising of new posts at a Buddhist message board. I have been doing this meditation for quite a while, that now I can do it for hours in a session: watching the arising of new posts. ... Oh God, I'll drop the shtick: I'm just an internet junkie.

(Original joke by samsarictravelling)

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Post by samsarictravelling » Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:15 am

Remember Bob Ross, the painter who had a TV show? ( See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross ). He was very mellow (he was 'chill'?). There's even a board game out called 'Bob Ross: Art of Chill Game':

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Did you know also Jim Carrey the former comedian is now an artist?

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Jim Carrey could do an impersonation of Bob Ross, all mellow, and with the big afro hair.

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Post by samsarictravelling » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:52 am

A comedy duo did their act. People in the audience booed and threw fruit. After the show, one guy asked the other guy:' How did we do?' The other guy said:'Tonight we did good! We got some apples, nectarines, grapes, .. and a pineapple!'

(I think I heard a joke like this in the past, so not maybe an original joke of mine.)

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Post by samsarictravelling » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:48 am

If anyone wants to know how I come up with such great original jokes, my reply would be:

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Post by samsarictravelling » Tue Apr 16, 2019 3:50 am

I congratulate myself on another great joke:

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Post by DNS » Thu May 09, 2019 11:50 pm

A priest, minister, and rabbi are discussing when life begins . . .

The priest insists it is at conception.
The minister states that the soul does not 'enter' the fetus until around viability around the second to third trimester.
The rabbi says, "you guys are all wrong; life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies."

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Post by DNS » Thu May 09, 2019 11:52 pm

A priest, minister and zen master are in a room . . .

The minister says, "where's the rabbi?"

The zen master responds, "I converted."

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Re: Joke thread

Post by Kim O'Hara » Sun May 12, 2019 7:34 am

This is the Australian version.

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I don't know whether anyone has yet met the clear need for an American version. (Feel free to take that as a hint.)

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Post by fwiw » Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:27 pm

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